washing line tales 1,2&3
In response to mein master I give you return of the magnificent 7 post 6...'washing line tales 1,2&3'
Mein feverish brain was actived re mein comment about the fact that the metal pole outside the cube flats down from the shops has gone, and I was wondering how the tenants now dry their washing...
Tale 1: hmmm...later... mebbys...
Tale 2: One day me and the master set off for the pub and went out via the back gate...it had been raining heavily and the washing on the line which ran up the side of the path, very close to it, was soaking wet...the master was in front, so I could see the back of his vonning plott only...suddenly a brilliant idea came into my head...at the optimum time as the master walked on up the path towards the gate I grabbed hold of the washing line with my left rooker and pushed it away, causing the soaken wet clothes washing to swing out away, then pulled the line in again real hard, causing the sodden wet washing to swing back in with great velocity and in the process hit the unsuspecting master CASHTOOOOMMPH!!! full on the side of his vonning plott(body) and gulliver(head) and in the process drenching his plott and soaking his platties(garments) of the night...how I laughed...the master, for some reason was not amused...
Tale 3:hmmm...later... mebbys...
Anyone else got any stupid tales to share re washing lines?!!
Mein feverish brain was actived re mein comment about the fact that the metal pole outside the cube flats down from the shops has gone, and I was wondering how the tenants now dry their washing...
Tale 1: hmmm...later... mebbys...
Tale 2: One day me and the master set off for the pub and went out via the back gate...it had been raining heavily and the washing on the line which ran up the side of the path, very close to it, was soaking wet...the master was in front, so I could see the back of his vonning plott only...suddenly a brilliant idea came into my head...at the optimum time as the master walked on up the path towards the gate I grabbed hold of the washing line with my left rooker and pushed it away, causing the soaken wet clothes washing to swing out away, then pulled the line in again real hard, causing the sodden wet washing to swing back in with great velocity and in the process hit the unsuspecting master CASHTOOOOMMPH!!! full on the side of his vonning plott(body) and gulliver(head) and in the process drenching his plott and soaking his platties(garments) of the night...how I laughed...the master, for some reason was not amused...
Tale 3:hmmm...later... mebbys...
Anyone else got any stupid tales to share re washing lines?!!
It would have been pointless to do 'frontcreep' down say Ryal Walk from the top at Hazeldene as there were no challenges like bushes,hedges, walls, fences initially when the estate was first built...not until people started marking off their front garden with low fences etc...then it might have been fun, particulary if you liked pretending to be a horse like Harry Cough-Cough's daughter!
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