The mannerless milkman

In response to anonymous's request I now give you magnificent post 6...now the mannerless milkman was not Dave the milkman whom the master has eluded to elsewhere on the blog...oh no, this milkman came either before Dave(who was a gentleman) or after I remember not...but what I do remember was that he was no gentleman and indeed in my opinion was a mannerless swine...he was about 50 or 60,some old age like that, starry and looked slightly like Fred Elliot off Coronation Street...
Anyway he would knock on the doors of the houses be it bungalow,electric,4 bedroom or split level and then immediatly open the door without so much as a by your leave, if he could(most front doors were left open in those days of long ago oh my brothers), and bawl in a Fred Elliot like voice'MILKMAN!!!'...next he would wait with his horrible head sticking round the door like George off Rainbow(yes Geoffrey) for no more than about 3 bloody seconds and, if he did not elicit an immediate reply the mannerless swine would then then actually step inside the house and once again bawl'MILKMAN!!!' ...once again he would wait no more than 3 seconds before walking into the front room/climbing up the stairs(split levels) and bawl at the top of his horrible voice'MILKMAN!!!...MILKMAN!!!...I can actually remember one time being round a mate's(I had mates in them days oh my brothers) split level and would you believe it he came right up to the front room on level 3 in an attempt to get his filthy rookers on money...in this he failed... the horrible mannerless swine...